Talking About Parents

I bet you guys wonder what my friends and I say when we talk about you. Here are some samples:

adiuvame: also you're mom is so cute
adiuvame: did you see the comment she left on my last post?
avalon2004: yeah, i did
adiuvame: heheeh she's so cute!
adiuvame: hahaha
avalon2004: hehe
avalon2004: i know

A little later, as the night progresses:

avalon2004: sometimes i think my dad is actually clark kent, but without the muscles
adiuvame: that's what he wants you to think
adiuvame:
avalon2004: hahaha
avalon2004: and underneath he's superman?
adiuvame: superman lives and he is glenn hochberg
avalon2004: hahahahaha
adiuvame: slightly more geeky than they usually show in the comics but he's just as indestructible
adiuvame: you dont think he actually DROVE that car to pick you up in philly
adiuvame: he totally carried it
adiuvame: all the way from Bethlehem
avalon2004: hahahahahahaha
adiuvame: totally an act.
avalon2004: that explains a lot
adiuvame: exactly
adiuvame: your mom's in on it
adiuvame: but they didnt know how to tell you
avalon2004: hahaha, she's lois lane?
adiuvame: because they weren't sure if you'd manifest any super powers
adiuvame: and when you didnt they figured it was probably better not to tell you
adiuvame: i found out because i accidentally saw a bit of his cape sticking out of the trunk of the car once
avalon2004: oh, i don't get super powers?
avalon2004: that's really sad....
adiuvame: Oh and Longfellow....
adiuvame: totally superdog.
avalon2004: maybe i just grow into them late. i'm a late bloomer.
adiuvame: why do you think they get along so well
adiuvame: they communicate telepathically
avalon2004: hahahahaha
adiuvame: because they're both from Krypton
adiuvame: OB-viously