Reenactment of My Sinfest Reading Experience

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alex: What are you laughing at?
Me: Sinfest, have you read it today?
Alex: Yeah. We have many moments like that.



Indeed, we do have many moments like that.

Queen of Chug

If you ever ate lunch with me in high school, you'd remember those miniscule bottles of milk we always got, from Rosenberger's Dairy. Their chocolate milk was (and still is) the best chocolate milk I've ever tasted. Back in the day, I was known for chugging those little bottles, all at once, at high speed. I can't remember anymore what my record was, but it was pretty fast, for a teenage girl.

Today, I went to CVS to pick up a few random things, and as I passed the cold beverages I thought "I should get more milk, we always run out of milk." I perused the choices: all Rosenberger's! Delighted at the far reach of my favorite dairy, I grabbed a gallon of milk. Then I noticed something spectacular, amazing, wonderful! They had single serving bottles of Rosenberger's chocolate milk!! And not the tiny kind we got in school, either. I bought one, and went outside to the front steps of the store to sit down and drink it. No, not drink it--chug it. 16 fluid ounces in under seven seconds, baby! I've still got the magic. Oh yeah.